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ask-miedri:

cyphella:

ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

What?!!!

ask-miedri:

Oh

Satyr Anatomy by mustangsart

mustangsart:

A new print on my RedBubble store!  

mustangisinflames:

New makeup~ 💄

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

clinique-faceforward:

“Don’t ever think you’re not capable.”

- Hannah Bronfman

-scrapes:

sister: i’m sad and i’m on my period
me: are you sure you’re not ovary-acting
sister:
me:
sister:
me:

sweet-bitsy:

What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there it’s literally just a lamp

lolshtus:

Meanwhile In Ireland, Challenge Accepted

• Necromancer:

  [brings someone back to life just to insult them] you've just been resuWRECKted

bigsavefurniture:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

• "shit. i forgot my pants."

• "you need to tongue that harder."

• "you're still off. pull out a little bit."

• "you do a rimshot one more time and i sWEAR TO GOD..."

• "if their flags ever rotate at the same time, it's definitely on accident."

• "nah, we didn't get to battle them. ("why?") director thought it would end in a fist fight."

• "eighteen people in this drumline, and not ONE of you assfaces remembered to grab the cymbals?! unbelievable."

• "he says 'back to one' again, and i'm shoving those claves up his ass."

• "i think the polish fumes got me high."

• "twenty bucks says that stand dumps his music all over the floor."

• "dude! don't tell him, but there's definitely a part in the field show where we form a giant dick for at least a second."

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)