HOPE RIDES ALONE


dutchmermaid:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

same thing can be done with holland/germany/belgium

dutchmermaid:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

same thing can be done with holland/germany/belgium





iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool


yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE


babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life


schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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lizawithazed:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

I legitimately cracked the fuck up when the lyrics hit


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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professorofcaninelinguistics:

killjoyras:

nathanielemmett:

Harry Potter characters as Disney characters by Makani.

THESE ARE THE PERFECTEST VERSIONS OF THE HP CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN. 

Sirius looks a bit like Richard Armitage.


gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man


follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead


awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker